Genetics Genius Gifts

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

DNA Analysis.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'ADN'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Money Tree

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

DNA Xmas.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'