Genetic Genius Gifts

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'ADN'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

A man stealing another person's ideas

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Snakecharming.