Genre Genius Gifts

"Film blanc."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Shampoo.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Proust of Twitter

Candid Camera store.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Musical genres

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Thumbing a Lift.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

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