Guitar Genius Gifts

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Lennon and McCartney.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Plum jam...

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Joe Henry

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"