Guitar Geek Gifts

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"Can I return this? The strings keep breaking."

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

A Fairytale Update

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'What rhymes with D minus?'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Connected to Technology.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.