Music Gear Geek Gifts

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

Sale - Eyepod.

"So obvious, there all the time"

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"Is there something else you'd like for your birthday besides an air guitar tuner?"

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

Hi Fi

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."