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"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"Is there something else you'd like for your birthday besides an air guitar tuner?"

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

Hi Fi

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Music Technology

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."