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'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Beethoven

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"That is an outrageous slur."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Rap music

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Punk Reindeer

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."