Music Geek Pillows

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Beethoven

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"That is an outrageous slur."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Punk Reindeer

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.