Music Gadget Geek Pillows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Mozart on a computer,

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Dawing your Cellphone

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'E-books?'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Large print e-book.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'