Music Tech Lover Pillows

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

The rise of nano-technologies.

Gramophone Headphone

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Music Technology

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'La Donna E Mobile.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Beethoven

The end of the cassette

"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"

1985/2005.

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."