Music Tech Aficionado Pillows

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

The rise of nano-technologies.

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Hi Fi

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

"How is the new hearing aid?"

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Music Technology

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

1985/2005.

'The muzak on this elevator reminds me of my first time in Paris.'

The end of the cassette

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."