Audio Tech Junkie Pillows

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'New Game'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Robot walking pet robot

Music producers.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Subwoofer

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Brat"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Airbag safety feature.'