Audio Tech Junkie T-Shirts

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'New Game'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Robot walking pet robot

Music producers.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Subwoofer

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Brat"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Airbag safety feature.'