Music Tech Lover Gifts

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

The rise of nano-technologies.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Sale - Eyepod.

Gramophone Headphone

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Music Technology

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'La Donna E Mobile.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

Beethoven

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

1985/2005.

The end of the cassette

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."