Music Technology Buff Gifts

The end of the cassette

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

The rise of nano-technologies.

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Sale - Eyepod.

Requiem

Gramophone Headphone

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Composer.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

Music Technology

Composer

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."