Musical Geek Pillows

Music Student

Music Collector.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

A Fairytale Update

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Punk Reindeer

Plum jam...

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Friedrich Schiller

Volcaniax

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Robbie Williams

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The band.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

Fred Astaire

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Sergei Taneyev

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

Igor Stravinsky

"C'mon you bluuues..."