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She always had her flute... just in case.

'Hi soldier...'

Supply was out of harps.

'You're imaginary! Stop being here!

Performance Review

Unconventional Music Player

Allegro Marziale - in a lively military style.

Identity parade

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

A Fairytale Update

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Connected to Technology.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"We don't talk anymore."

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"