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You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Mic Dropped - please help

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

audiobooks...

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

"William, take the relaxation tape out of the stereo!"

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

sub woofer

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

'That's our latest in portables.'

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

Born to be a Sound Engineer.