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"Before things got complicated, we used to make beautiful music together..."

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Mic Dropped - please help

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

audiobooks...

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

sub woofer

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

'That's our latest in portables.'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."