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Mardi Gras

Guitarist

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Dawing your Cellphone

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Piano Recital

Nerd tryouts.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Bicycle sat nav.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Guitar Man.