Guitar Hero Enthusiast Gifts

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

David Gilmour

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Anna Calvi

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Plum jam...

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

Jimi Hendrix.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters