Guitar Hero Wannabe Gifts

Keith Richards.

Saving up for lessons.

'I'm with the band.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Anna Calvi

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jimi Hendrix.

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Guitar pickin'