Guitar Hero Wannabe Mugs

'I'm with the band.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Guitar pickin'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Popera!

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'