Hero Wannabe Mugs

'I feel like doing something heroic. Will you jump into the river and let me try to rescue you?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He was a very good boy."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I'm with the band.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'