Action Hero Wannabe Mugs

"How much weight can it hold?"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm with the band.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"And now the award for..."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Stuntmen Directions

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Ok, and now my feature presentation, please put on your 3D glasses."

'Friend or foe?'

HD television.

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken