Action Hero Mugs

'002' - A discussion about 007.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Rage.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Film Stuntman School

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.