Action Hero Prints

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Tom Cruise

Bruce Willis.

Sylvester Stallone

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Rage.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Film Stuntman School

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.