Action Hero Fan Prints

"You're guaranteed to like this next comic because he is licensed to kill. Give it up for Bond, James Bond!"

'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'