Action Hero Fan T-Shirts

"You're guaranteed to like this next comic because he is licensed to kill. Give it up for Bond, James Bond!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"He was a very good boy."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

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Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Which one's yours?"

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Fearless Frog Part 12