Action Hero Collector Prints

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You left this on our ship."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"He was a very good boy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"You've changed."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Super Dog'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Bears catching fish

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'