Action Hero Collector Gifts

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"He was a very good boy."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You left this on our ship."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"You've changed."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'