Real-life Action Hero Mugs

"Ok, and now my feature presentation, please put on your 3D glasses."

Overjumpers

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hugh fans!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"I'm a working mom."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"And now the award for..."

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'002' - A discussion about 007.

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Stuntmen Directions

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

Blue-Collar Workers

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11