Guitar Hero Aspirant Mugs

Jimi Hendrix.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Jeff Beck.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

A scarecrow goalie

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"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I'm with the band.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

A child busking

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Bob Dylan

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

Need money for lessons

Keith Richards

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."