Guitar Hero Gifts

Italica

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Frank Zappa

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Plymouth Rock

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Photocopiers Jamming.

'This goes out to Dad, who thinks I'm doing my homework...'

"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

ZZ Top.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Guitar pickin'

Rock On

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Dog Pound Blues

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

George Michael

"Rock me baby. rock me..."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

'He's got a really big sound.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

(Singing) 'Doctor, what's wrong with me?' 'Staff in-fec-tion.'

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'