Guitar Hero Golfer Gifts

Man using guitar as golf club.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Mark Knopfler.

Jimi Hendrix.

Steve Howe.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Guitar pickin'

George Michael

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Popera!

B.B. King

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.