Golf Course Hero Gifts

'He's a true hero.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The Golfing Accident

'Hole in one!!!!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"One More Swing."

Too many beers at lunch?

Man using guitar as golf club.

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

Things get heated at the outing.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Caution.

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'