Golfing Superhero Gifts

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'What's this filed under G?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"One More Swing."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Man using guitar as golf club.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Things get heated at the outing.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

"Ooonk! Too much club."

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Practical Yolkers.

Golfing Accident

'He's a true hero.'

Love This Game.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'