Golfing Superhero Gifts

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'What's this filed under G?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"One More Swing."

Man using guitar as golf club.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Things get heated at the outing.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

Practical Yolkers.

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Golfing Accident

'He's a true hero.'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Love This Game.

Old Age Golf

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'