Golf Course Comic Gifts

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'What's this filed under G?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"One More Swing."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

If golfers were honest with themselves.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Golfing Accident

'He's a true hero.'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Love This Game.

"No, not yet."

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."