Golf Course Comic Gifts

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Hole in forty-seven.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'What's this filed under G?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"One More Swing."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

If golfers were honest with themselves.

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Golfing Accident

Love This Game.

'He's a true hero.'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

"No, not yet."