Golf Comic Fan Gifts

"One More Swing."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Hole in forty-seven.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'What's this filed under G?'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

Neanderthal Golf.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'