Golf Comic Fan Pillows

"One More Swing."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Hole in forty-seven.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'What's this filed under G?'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

Neanderthal Golf.

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'