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'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'What's this filed under G?'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"One More Swing."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Just Married.

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'Sorry about that. Put my golf gloves on by mistake'

"5 shots. That's about Jim's par for this hole."

Golf cart stuck in the sand trap.

'Careful. Smoke signals may possible cause cancer.'

'Arnold became suspicious when Bessie kept hitting balls into the tall grass.'

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

"Sorry, sir, but that's not what 'Pro Shop' means!"