Golf Comic Lover Gifts

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'What's this filed under G?'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Golf Ball Meatball

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'