Course Hero Gifts

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Knight in shining Lycra!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Nervous Student

Say speed

"She's a high grade teacher."

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Way to go

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"