Exam Hero Gifts

A-Level results - Everybody wins

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Nervous Oral Testing

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

Good Luck in your Exams.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."