'Thank you for not guessing.'
Test Hero Gifts
Looking for a gift for your test hero? Discover unique, creative items that honor strength, bravery, and innovation. Whether for a fellow adventurer or a fearless friend, these gifts celebrate the hero within, blending wit and inspiration. Ideal for art lovers, dreamers, and daring souls, our collection inspires confidence and celebrates individuality. Find something extraordinary that truly resonates with the hero's spirit.
Good luck with all the revision...
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
Good Luck in your Exams.
"It's time I got a bigger sword!"
Fish Posting No Fishing Sign
Nervous Student
"More?"
Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.
'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'
Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.
Fast Track
'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'
'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'
"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"
Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.
'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'
Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.
"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."
"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'
The phrase "pushing the envelop" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." We was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if he has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can best be described by saying ... Ernie is unable to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper-cut!
'It doesn't work...'
Wall.
Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'
'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'
'Test Pilot.'
"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."
"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"
Caution.
"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."
"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."
"I own you, homework assignment!"
I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.
'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'
Test Hero Gifts Collection
Test Hero Mugs
Explore our range of inspiring mugs designed for your test hero—find playful and motivating designs that make every coffee break heroic.
Test Hero Pillows
Cuddle up with pillows featuring empowering and creative designs—ideal for your test hero to add a heroic touch to their space.
Test Hero Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the spirit of test heroes—perfect for inspiring confidence and showcasing creativity in any room.
Test Hero T-Shirts
Discover our collection of creative t-shirts perfect for your test hero, showcasing bold messages and inspiring designs that speak to their brave spirit.