Test Pilot Gifts

"Testing the world's first ejector seat for helicopters..."

'Test Pilot.'

Fast Track

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Broomstick crash.

The World Wide Web.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

"Not now, Oliver."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Geese's Thoughts.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.