Test Driver Gifts

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."

Sedan chair company crash testing centre

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

Wall.

Yeah, I guess I couldn't drive a new Maserati into a wall, either.

'It doesn't work...'

'...He looks like a safe fellow to me.'

'Hope this thing's right.'

Slow down!

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"Drive straight ahead, accelerate to 100 m.p.h...."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."