Test Driving Gifts

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Cats on Board.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Child driving a toy car

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."