Car Testing Gifts

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Mash-Test Dummies.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Study more to pass more tests.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."