Automotive Safety Tester Gifts

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Nice park. . .

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'It doesn't work...'

Where airbags should be.

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"I see your son has a summer job."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

ToYOta

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'