Automotive Safety Tester Gifts

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Nice park. . .

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

'It doesn't work...'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Where airbags should be.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I see your son has a summer job."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.